Pre-Tale of Balls
The Prequel to ETOB
! THIS EPISODE IS CREATED BY BLUESHIRT, NOT EPIX!!!
this episode is still unfinished, so it will be uploaded on notification from the discord.
This is a normal person named Mia
She really hates flowers
(For a good reason, I swear)
This NERD keeps trying to give me FLOWERS, even though I HATE flowers!!!
No idea why he would possibly do that.
I'm gonna go give HIM some friggin flowers.... If.. you know what I mean...
Alright, we're outside!! It's nice and cloudy, and the fall ground is nice as ever. Lets check out the full view in the distance.
Man, I sure do love my small town.. over there in that weird ground-destroying evil corrupt corporate building is that NERD. He owns the place. They make high quality computers and other dumb tech. I think his name is like, Micah or something. I dunno, but as a peace loving tree-hugging vegetarian hippie artist girl, I STAND AGAINST IT!!!!!!!!
That will always be my favorite part of starting the day.
Alright, lets see the directions...
First we go through the city, then we go through the Gateway, then...
Um...
"GAG! WHAT BEAST ARE YOU???"
?:"D̷̻̩̉̚Â̵̧͙̩R̶͉̈́K̵̜̯͌͌͌ ̶̩͈̓͌K̷͇̀͒N̷̜̦̆̇͠I̴͔͍̲̊̓̿G̴̬͗̀̚H̵̹̹̙̊̌̕T̷͎̜̞͛"
M:Oh.. WOW!!!!! Could you teach me dark magic?
?:"?̵̠̠͗̓"
"People always say dark knights are OBLIGED to teach anyone who finds them dark magic!"
?:"u̴̪͌n̷̬̆ẗ̴́͜r̵̹͌u̴̟͝e̶̲̓"
M:"Please????!!!!!!! It would heavily help me on my journey to CorporatiOn™"
?:"m̴u̴s̸t̸ ̴p̴r̶o̴v̶e̴ ̸w̷o̵r̵t̵h̸y̷"
M:"..How could i prove myself worthy of dark magic?"
"w̸h̶e̶r̸e̶ ̷i̵s̸ ̸a̸ ̴c̵h̷a̵l̴l̴e̵n̵g̴e̶"
M:"You really think it looks like there would be any challenges somewhere like here?