Episode 3b - McWonkerz
this episode is finished, and has spelling fixes from the original source
You're trapped in a stinking dead-end job at the infamously trashy McWonkers just to scrape by in this stupid broken system of a society. You can't wait for your shift to be done, or for the cook to drop dead so i can go home early, or SOMETHING that will just get me OUT OF HERE.
Think about flowers... flowers make you relax..
"JIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!"
"I GIVE UP BOY, THIS RESTARAUNT IS IN THE WORST SHAPE ITS EVER BEEN IN SINCE THE YEAR 1938 WHEN I OPENED IT"
"IM LEAVIN EVERYTHING TO YOU JIMMEH, INCLUDING THE SECRET RECIPY, I AINT DOING THIS SHIT NO MORE BOY"
"REMINDER TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, OR JUST DONT TAKE IT OUT, I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS, IM GOING ON VACATION, SEEYA LATER"
"IF ANYONE COMES IN, TELL THEM NOT TO LEAVE SINCE I Set up a c4 at your desk and if they go thʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᶦᵗˡˡ ˢᵉᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ.."
aw yea...
YIPPEE DIPPEE DOO DAH GRIMES!!!!!!!!! I am finally free from this god forsaken place. I didn't hear that last part since he was too far away, but it was most likely not important. Something about... See 4... if anyone leaves. Most likely nothing to worry about. Just gotta get the SHIT outta here and start the first day of my real life.
I wonder what job I'm gonna have to get since-
What is that smell.
THAT OLD BITCH LEFT THE STOVE ON!!!!!
Ok now i can- DAMN IT SOMEONES HERE??
Jesus this kitchen is horrible...
Can't believe I'm legally obligated to keep working until i physically exit the building..
"hi welcome to mcwonkerz what do you want to order"
Here comes the fucking chatterbox. Man, what a fatass. Who needs that many pieces... a big nac??? large.... Holy shit, am i always this NEGATIVE???? This guy hasn't done anything wrong, I'm just the one who wants to get the hell out of here. Wait.. who the hell is gonna make this food??? OH SHIT
"and what is that horrible smell!?"
Oh god, theyre gonna find the nasty ass kitchen, with no cook.. I gotta make an excuse!
"oh its uhh... the... uh... trash... y-yeah"
"alright guys how bout we go see the kitchen!"
It's so over.
My future is over. These guys are going to leave a terrible review, which is automatically assigned to my name. Any future places i will try to get a job at will check my digital footprint and see how terribly i did here. The only place ill ever get a job at is somewhere somehow even worse than a McWonkers, since they wont hire ex employees. Im so fucked, I'm so done for. I guess I'll have to live off my friends and my parents for the rest of my life.
vomiting sound effect number 3 in the kitchen
Or... maybe i could get into dark magic. Yea, that sounds good. People pay those DM users for tricks or even construction, like moving heavy objects. That's what ill do! Everything is going to be fine, maybe even better than before. I just have to find a dark knight to teach me the ways.. I will become the best dark magician in the entirety of Civalley. Once those guys finish freaking out or whatever, I just gotta get outta here.
Finally, theyre getting out of here. I'm pretty happy about whats gonna happen in the future.. I'm gonna go on quests, have my own epic tale.. An exciting way to make some money. I think back on what McWonker said to me about 10 minutes ago.. ... See.. 4.. C4? A C4 at my desk... if they go through.. the door. oh god
