this episode is finished, and has spelling fixes from the original source
"oh god"
"my head hurts...."
"oh, hi"
"hi random person on the floor"
"did you fall from that island up there?"
"duh, what else would it be?"
"its pretty obvious that i did"
"well it looks like you got to get back up there"
"first thing we should do is try to find a LOOOOOONG ladder"
"so let me get this random png of a ladder out my ass"
"alright there we go"
"its a little small, so we got to some how make it huge"
"HEY I CAN HELP, BUT ITS GOING TO COST YOU"
"how much?"
"LIKE, 0.47 CENTS"
"what a steal, alright im going to pay"
"alrighty, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED BY MY STRENGTH!"
"BOOM!"
"dude, that's TOO FUCKING LONG"
"dude you better fix that"
"TOO BAD, SO SAD"
"dont make me say it"
"SAY WHAT?!"
"HA, DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING"
"yeah, but it will in like 1.39 seconds"
"WAIT, WHAT"
"OH MY GOD DUDE, YOU JUST KILLED A INNOCENT MAN"
"anyway, I didn't properly introduce my self, I am ethan"
"yeah cool, but i think we gotta worry about this"
"yeah, it looks like we do"
"hey atleast we can get up there"
"yes, but no, the bars on the ladder is all fucked up"
"we can try to climb on the base at least"
"you can climb up there tom, I don't have the guts to do it"
"ALRIGHTY I MADE IT"
"oh hi fly, hopefully you wont push me off again"
"don't worry, i am in a good mood"
"wait, how can you even talk?"
"because im not stupid like the other flies"
"oh ok"
...
"hey very super intelligent fly, will you please push us down again?"
"ok"
"w-wait, t-tom how can t-that fly speak?"
"because he isn't a stupid idiot like you!"
"anyways yeah we are going to fall"
"w-wait, WHAT!!?!?!"
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAaaAA"
and that is the end of etob ePISSode 2, looll