Episode 1 - Big Stupid Morning
this episode is finished, and has spelling fixes from the original source
this is a random idiot named tom
he really hate chairs, for some reason
and this is the epoc tales of balls
"A BOX?"
"i guess i should open this"
"yooo a new laptop!!!111!!!"
"alright, its all hooked up, lets see what i can do"
after some random shit with the laptop
"man why is my laptop so slow!!!"
"oh, that explains it... FUCK"
"i got virus!!!"
"bruh"
"NOOOOO"
"i'm writing a review on wish.com on how bad this is"
"alright got it open"
"WHAT THE FUCK"
"I WILL DESTROY THIS PHONE WITH MY MIND!!"
realization.
"whatever, i will just go outside"
"man, its a good day"
"im just pretty stumped about that floating house"
"wait..."
"WHAT"
"i guess josh took it over the top"
"horrible joke i know, anyway, he really takes it seriously about him being too paranoid"
"i guess he got really paranoid that he decided to use dark magic and just decided to make his house float"
after tom made a huge jump
"whew, i made it"
"damn, its pretty dark in here"
"g-GET rekt-t b-bitch!"
"i guess i should leave before he gets too competitive"
"nevermind..."
"boo, i am a fly, and i will push you off"
"nuh uh!!"
"AAAAAaAAaAAAAAaaaaaaaAhhhAh"
and that is the end of etob epissode 1, lol!!